A cynical so-and-so and Egyptologist. I'm a bit of an artist on the side, and a bit of a musician on the other side.
Here you will find my art, other peoples' art, things I like, and things I find amusing.
Stay and have a chat!

Dear lord,

Please help me to tolerate the irreparably stupid and ignorant, the intolerably narcissistic and arrogant, the irritatingly contrary, the unpleasantly inconsiderate, and the three other people I’ve missed out.


You do not see yourself the way I see you.

If you saw yourself as I do, you would think yourself more precious than any diamond, more handsome than any prince. You would see wit and ardor in your eyes and hear bells dancing in your laugh.

It breaks my heart to hear your insecurities. I only wish I could be your mirror for a day.

(Source: jazzysatindoll)

thecolourbluemakes replied to your post “thecolourbluemakes replied to your post “sketching for the first time…”

Wanna… Wanna hang out?

Absolutely! I can only really do Saturday evening before the show, but ill definitely be around. Just PM me or something. I’ll hopefully be online all weekend :)

thecolourbluemakes replied to your post “sketching for the first time in MONTHS…”

Melbourne you say?!

Yes indeed! I’m seeing Les Mis on Saturday night :D

Fuck I forgot how hard art is.
And now it’s my bedtime.
Oh well - this was enjoyable :)

Fuck I forgot how hard art is.

And now it’s my bedtime.

Oh well - this was enjoyable :)

imaginatvytitle replied to your post “sketching for the first time in MONTHS…”

Whatever you want! Idk…Do you like Marvel?

Yeah! Definitely :D haha

"YAY YOU'RE BACK (I'm still madly in love with the Candide mug and it's been ages :D)"

Ohhh lordy!! Noo I’m already blushing like crazy.

I’m so so glad you still like it though! :D

sketching for the first time in MONTHS…

Tell me lovelies - what do I sketch?

(something different?)


Melbourne-dwellers! I will be in Melbourne over the weekend to see Les Mis - let me know if you are going too and we can maybe do something related to the consumption of drinks/food!

How the signs respond to “I love you”




Aries- I love you MORE


Gemini- I love… cake.

Cancer- for how long?

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?

Virgo- Thank you

Libra- I have to pee.

Scorpio- Mhm

Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU

Capricorn- I know.

Aquarius- What even is love?

Pisces- Huh?

This isn’t a fucking joke.

I’m Pisces and I can honestly say that I would respond exactly that way

pilferingapples replied to your post “I think it may be time to admit defeat guys…”

I understand! I’m glad we’ve gotten to know you, and please feel free to drop me a message any time, okay? YOU ARE AWESOME and I hope you enjoy whatever you do with your life! *hugs*

Ahh Pilf - eternally the best. Love you!

Same goes for you though. If there’s ever anything I can do, let me know :) I’m very good, for example, at housing people while they’re in Australia and taking them around Sydney ;)

I think it may be time to admit defeat guys…

This blog has been heaps of fun and I’ve really enjoyed getting to know you all, but I think I need to stop the pretence and just announce a permanent hiatus.

I will probably still reblog stuff I find amusing in my lunch breaks - though recently this has not been a particularly regular affair. I will also be contactable through my inbox, but please give me a couple of days to notice the message…

But if you want to opt out of my blog and suffer no hard feelings - now would be your chance :)

I will still be posting art on my art blog, so if you for some reason still want to be updated with the doodles I post when I have time, please head there.

I’m keeping the blog open mostly because I am a creeper at heart and will continue to pay more attention to the people I follow than you probably realise.

- Jazzy

Put a LETTER in my ask box and I’ll tell you 5 things I love starting with that letter.


Yes! This would make me so happy :D Nothing makes me happier than talking about things I love!

(Source: springsbreaker)

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries