JazzySatinDoll

JazzySatinDoll

A cynical so-and-so and Egyptologist. I'm a bit of an artist on the side, and a bit of a musician on the other side.
Here you will find my art, other peoples' art, things I like, and things I find amusing.
Stay and have a chat!

Fuck the Grand Budapest Hotel was immaculate.

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

(Source: delusioninabox)

scribbles help me forget the fact that i cant fucking breathe.

sick and tired of being sick when i have free time.

can’t get anything done.

bleh.

also I forgot how much I can’t draw cartoony.

*goes to bed at 10pm with a hot water bottle and about a million panadol*

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musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

Three days off work and I slept almost the entire time.
Why?
Because I caught a flu on the first day and was sick the rest of the time.

Which god have I angered?

Ack! 3 days off in a row?!!

What am I going to do with all my spare time???

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are actually crepuscular, or active at dawn and dusk. But due to heterosexual control of the world (heterosexuals are diurnal), most pansexuals are forced to disrupt their natural sleep patterns and adapt to a diurnal lifestyle. This is why pansexuals are the most grumpy around midday. By the way, homosexuals are nocturnal, bisexuals hibernate during the winter and summer, and asexuals have transcended the need for sleep entirely.

Fuuuuck my life my sister hates me.

This is not going to be a pleasant next couple of days.

beesarealiens:

three things in this picture:
new haircut, new lipstick, and Jazzy’s Candide mug
and Nadim gave me the recipe for hummus that he uses because mum wants to make some for dinner
I’m so so happy

beesarealiens:

three things in this picture:

new haircut, new lipstick, and Jazzy’s Candide mug

and Nadim gave me the recipe for hummus that he uses because mum wants to make some for dinner

I’m so so happy

(Source: sh0wstoppah)

perplexingly:

Hello, opening commissions again! Had to raise the prices  because living is expensive uvu;;

  • Additional character - 70% of the base price, up to 2 additional characters
  • Please, send notes with references and/or descriptions to: mkmilczarek@gmail.com (fanmails and asks have a tendency to get lost)
  • PAYMENT BY PAYPAL
  • I’ll draw on A4 size 400 DPI and send you the full size after I’m done
  • Additional accessories (i.e. character holding a sword or a guitar) are not in the price
  • If you want a non-human characters or a drawing in a style you see me use before but which isn’t listed there, the prices will be negotiable; the price of a background is negotiable as well, based on the complexity

Thank you!

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